Four Loko Guillotine - Presented by SmackJabber
LIVE
GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 3
TEAMS LEFT
14
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/25/2026 9:16:36 PM EDT
HISTORY
WK 1
WK 2
LIVE
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Trick Play everett
PROJ 97.65 · 9 YET TO PLAY
-1.0
TO SAFETY
2
45 Second Picks or I Quit!
PROJ 98.63 · 9 YET TO PLAY
+0.0
TO SAFETY
3
Game Changer Stephen
PROJ 101.09 · 10 YET TO PLAY
+2.5
TO SAFETY
RANK
TEAM
REMAINING
PLAYING
WK 3
PROJ
RISK ↓
1
Boston Teabaggers
8
0
37.58
129.36
1 FOUR LOKO
2
The Fellowship
9
0
34.30
129.68
1 FOUR LOKO
3
Locked In Astor31
9
0
18.50
127.30
1 FOUR LOKO
BREATHING ROOM
4
Dumpkin Spice
9
0
23.90
123.83
2 FOUR LOKOS
SWEAT LINE
5
Sons of Free Brady
10
0
0.00
115.20
3 FOUR LOKOS
6
ECFootball
10
0
0.00
113.56
3 FOUR LOKOS
7
TPC
9
0
4.60
111.85
3 FOUR LOKOS
8
Las Tres Summas
10
0
0.00
109.43
3 FOUR LOKOS
9
Rolling Heads
9
0
2.00
107.79
3 FOUR LOKOS
10
Cum Shot
9
0
1.00
107.54
3 FOUR LOKOS
11
#ALLin
10
0
0.00
105.38
3 FOUR LOKOS
12
Game Changer Stephen
10
0
0.00
101.09
3 FOUR LOKOS
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
13
45 Second Picks or I Quit!
9
0
-3.00
98.63
4+ FOUR LOKOS
14
Trick Play everett
9
0
2.80
97.65
4+ FOUR LOKOS
RANK 3 OF 14
Locked In Astor31
1 FOUR LOKO
LIVE
18.50
PROJECTED
127.30
TO SAFETY
+28.7
PROJ 127.30
CUT LINE 98.63
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Patrick Mahomes
QB
UPCOMING
0.00
20.93
Aaron Jones Sr.
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
11.81
Jaylen Warren
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
14.46
Kyren Williams
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
12.61
Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
16.09
Emeka Egbuka
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
8.05
Matthew Golden
WR
FINAL
18.50
18.50
Harold Fannin Jr.
TE
UPCOMING
0.00
7.59
Jake Bates
K
UPCOMING
0.00
8.70
Vikings
DEF
UPCOMING
0.00
8.56
Four Loko Guillotine - Presented by SmackJabber
GUILLOTINE · WK 3 · 14 LEFT
LIVE
HISTORY
WK 1
WK 2
LIVE
NEXT CHOP
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YOUR RANK
3
/14
Standings
Locked In A…
Projected
Current
1
Boston Teabaggers
WK 37.58
1 FOUR LOKO
8 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
129.36
PROJ
2
The Fellowship
WK 34.30
1 FOUR LOKO
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
129.68
PROJ
3
Locked In Astor31
WK 18.50
1 FOUR LOKO
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
127.30
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
4
Dumpkin Spice
WK 23.90
2 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
123.83
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
5
Sons of Free Brady
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
115.20
PROJ
6
ECFootball
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
113.56
PROJ
7
TPC
WK 4.60
3 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
111.85
PROJ
8
Las Tres Summas
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
109.43
PROJ
9
Rolling Heads
WK 2.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
107.79
PROJ
10
Cum Shot
WK 1.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
107.54
PROJ
11
#ALLin
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
105.38
PROJ
12
Game Changer Stephen
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
101.09
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
13
45 Second Picks or I Quit!
WK -3.00
4+ FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
98.63
PROJ
14
Trick Play everett
WK 2.80
4+ FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
97.65
PROJ
Locked In Astor31
1 FOUR LOKO
LIVE
18.50
PROJ
127.30
TO SAFETY
+28.7
QB
Patrick Mahomes
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Aaron Jones Sr.
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Jaylen Warren
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Kyren Williams
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Amon-Ra St. Brown
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Emeka Egbuka
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Matthew Golden
FINAL
18.50
TE
Harold Fannin Jr.
UPCOMING
0.00
K
Jake Bates
UPCOMING
0.00
DEF
Vikings
UPCOMING
0.00
BLADE ON
Trick Play everett
— -1.0 FROM SAFE
Last updated: 9/25/2026 9:16:36 PM EDT