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GUILLOTINE · 2026 SEASON · WEEK 3
TEAMS LEFT
14
NEXT CHOP
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UPDATED
9/25/2026 8:18:19 PM EDT
HISTORY
WK 1
WK 2
LIVE
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
LOWEST FINAL SCORE GETS THE BLADE
1
Trick Play everett
PROJ 97.65 · 9 YET TO PLAY
-1.0
TO SAFETY
2
45 Second Picks or I Quit!
PROJ 98.63 · 9 YET TO PLAY
+0.0
TO SAFETY
3
Game Changer Stephen
PROJ 101.09 · 10 YET TO PLAY
+2.5
TO SAFETY
RANK
TEAM
REMAINING
PLAYING
WK 3
PROJ
RISK ↑
1
Trick Play everett
9
0
2.80
97.65
4+ FOUR LOKOS
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
45 Second Picks or I Quit!
9
0
-3.00
98.63
4+ FOUR LOKOS
SWEAT LINE
3
Game Changer Stephen
10
0
0.00
101.09
3 FOUR LOKOS
4
#ALLin
10
0
0.00
105.38
3 FOUR LOKOS
5
Cum Shot
9
0
1.00
107.54
3 FOUR LOKOS
6
Rolling Heads
9
0
2.00
107.79
3 FOUR LOKOS
7
Las Tres Summas
10
0
0.00
109.43
3 FOUR LOKOS
8
TPC
9
0
4.60
111.85
3 FOUR LOKOS
9
ECFootball
10
0
0.00
113.56
3 FOUR LOKOS
10
Sons of Free Brady
10
0
0.00
115.20
3 FOUR LOKOS
BREATHING ROOM
11
Dumpkin Spice
9
0
23.90
123.83
2 FOUR LOKOS
SAFE
12
Locked In Astor31
9
0
18.50
127.30
1 FOUR LOKO
13
The Fellowship
9
0
34.30
129.68
1 FOUR LOKO
14
Boston Teabaggers
8
0
37.58
129.36
1 FOUR LOKO
RANK 14 OF 14
Boston Teabaggers
1 FOUR LOKO
LIVE
37.58
PROJECTED
129.36
TO SAFETY
+30.7
PROJ 129.36
CUT LINE 98.63
PLAYER
POS
STATUS
PTS
PROJ
Jordan Love
QB
FINAL
18.48
18.48
Ashton Jeanty
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
13.65
Jonathan Taylor
RB
UPCOMING
0.00
18.30
Christian Watson
WR
FINAL
19.10
19.10
DeVonta Smith
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
12.82
Parker Washington
WR
UPCOMING
0.00
12.70
Mark Andrews
TE
UPCOMING
0.00
9.54
Tyler Warren
TE
UPCOMING
0.00
8.14
Harrison Mevis
K
UPCOMING
0.00
8.04
Giants
DEF
UPCOMING
0.00
8.59
Four Loko Guillotine - Presented by SmackJabber
GUILLOTINE · WK 3 · 14 LEFT
LIVE
HISTORY
WK 1
WK 2
LIVE
NEXT CHOP
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YOUR RANK
14
/14
Standings
Boston Teab…
Projected
Current
1
Trick Play everett
WK 2.80
4+ FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
97.65
PROJ
THE BLADE FALLS HERE
2
45 Second Picks or I Quit!
WK -3.00
4+ FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
98.63
PROJ
SWEAT LINE
3
Game Changer Stephen
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
101.09
PROJ
4
#ALLin
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
105.38
PROJ
5
Cum Shot
WK 1.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
107.54
PROJ
6
Rolling Heads
WK 2.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
107.79
PROJ
7
Las Tres Summas
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
109.43
PROJ
8
TPC
WK 4.60
3 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
111.85
PROJ
9
ECFootball
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
113.56
PROJ
10
Sons of Free Brady
WK 0.00
3 FOUR LOKOS
10 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
115.20
PROJ
BREATHING ROOM
11
Dumpkin Spice
WK 23.90
2 FOUR LOKOS
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
123.83
PROJ
SAFE
12
Locked In Astor31
WK 18.50
1 FOUR LOKO
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
127.30
PROJ
13
The Fellowship
WK 34.30
1 FOUR LOKO
9 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
129.68
PROJ
14
Boston Teabaggers
WK 37.58
1 FOUR LOKO
8 REMAINING · 0 PLAYING
129.36
PROJ
Boston Teabaggers
1 FOUR LOKO
LIVE
37.58
PROJ
129.36
TO SAFETY
+30.7
QB
Jordan Love
FINAL
18.48
RB
Ashton Jeanty
UPCOMING
0.00
RB
Jonathan Taylor
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Christian Watson
FINAL
19.10
WR
DeVonta Smith
UPCOMING
0.00
WR
Parker Washington
UPCOMING
0.00
TE
Mark Andrews
UPCOMING
0.00
TE
Tyler Warren
UPCOMING
0.00
K
Harrison Mevis
UPCOMING
0.00
DEF
Giants
UPCOMING
0.00
BLADE ON
Trick Play everett
— -1.0 FROM SAFE
Last updated: 9/25/2026 8:18:19 PM EDT